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Headbanger

A sexual position, in which the woman lies on her back on a table (preferably waist high) and leans her head backward off the edge. she then "opens wide" whilst the man shoves his raging red devil erection into her blowhole. the man should thrust as if having rough sex. Voila!. the Headbanger

WARNING:Male scrotum CAN cause severe damage to the womans face whilst it slaps her in the EYES!
Doctor (to lusty patient): lie on this table and tilt your head back over the edge while i examine your throat.

Woman (proceeds to do so)

Doctor:open wide......now say ahhh

Woman: ahh...AHHHGHGHooglahb

Doctor: TOTAL HEADBANGER!! WHEYYYYYYY

(squirt)

doctor: that'll be €300 please
by $P@C€R 54 May 18, 2009
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eastern hellbender

A very large turd left in the toilet. Also, one that is reported to your friends due to its size.
Better not go in the bathroom for a while.

Why?

Because I just released an Eastern Hellbender back into the wild.
by Nathan Burns September 13, 2006
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headbanger

The act of inhaling the smoke of a joint or blunt of marijuana through one's nose into one's lungs. The large amount of synapses in the nostrils give the user an immediate light headed or high feeling.
Some would argue this is a better method than inhaling the smoke through the mouth, which doesn't give such immediate/possibly more intense results.
bro 1: gimme a headbanger brah, i wanna get fucked up!!!

bro 2: aight. *shottys the blunt/joint into bro 1's nose*

bro 1: ...duuuddeee the colors! the colors!!!
by Trae March 28, 2007
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headbanger

when getting head from a girl on a bunk bed and the man is about to ejaculate, he decides to be a gentleman and throws the girl off thus hitting her head on the ceiling. While in shock of the bang, the man blows his load.
Mark got a headbanger last night.
by teamchad July 21, 2008
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headbanger

The funniest sexual position ever. Involves...the girls head banging on the ground. Amazing.
"I tried the headbanger last night. Yea, the doctor says she has a mild concussion, but she says she wants to do it again. So what the hell.
by K-rizzle November 29, 2004
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headbanger

someone who repeatedly bounces there head off of random objects.
Dalton was a headbanger camping yesterday... he hit his head every five minutes.
by Dalton MI December 8, 2007
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Hellbringer

Hellbringer, noun (hell.bring.er)
1. Any individual who comes to kill another, for no apparent reason. However, there is an underlying reason, which the deceased's family will find out at a later date.
2. Title given to any individual who, purposely, seeks out communities with utopia-like qualities and murders the local residents.
"Yo Mike, you into some trouble dawg. Those niggas from 2nd Street unleashed a HELLBRINGER on your ass."
"Oh shit, here comes a HELLBRINGER for you."
by TooFast May 6, 2007
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