cock-haver

a cock-haver is someone who has a cock, now it isn't limited to just males, but trans females who haven't had surgery, or nonbinary folks who happen to be cack-havers

"dude she's pretty"
"she's a cock-haver though"
"even better"

by seanthewordmaker April 28, 2024

Professional Fun Haver

A person who makes and has fun out of any situation, and stays positive no matter what.
A person who can have fun without drugs, alcohol, cussing, and sex.

Dizzy Dyl is a Professional Fun Haver (Positive person)!

by MrProffesionalFunHaver August 21, 2023

Havering

To masturbate loudly with a pumice covered glove

Gonna be a busy weekend for me, I finally got the havering glove I ordered

by Pumicelove December 28, 2021

Haver

The best most swagtastic american stud. Can argue for years about soccer and every girl wants his shlanger.

A- "Hey look its Haver"
b- "Damn wish I were him"

by LuuuD June 3, 2022

Damascus Haver

Damascus Haver is an insult/phrase that basically means that the person has no life. (Referencing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, released in 2019). Damascus is a hard and tedious camo to get in the game and if you have it you are a Damascus Haver.

Chad: "I play Modern Warfare and I already have Damascus in the first week!"
Chaz: "Crazy, you're a Damascus Haver!"

by waitwhatthefrickamidoing January 13, 2021

Sex Haver

A term used to describe someone after a heroic or legendary feat granting them sexhaver status as a show of respect. Whilst most commonly used in association with personal act it can take other forms to further describe impressive contributions to friends.

“Sam just downed a Tropicana in less than ten seconds what a sexhaver”

Sex Haver ~Adjective~ Legendary or heroic person or feat

by Skelly.1878 June 29, 2023

THE HAVERS

Finesse lane Artist, DINERO3x & Will Shmula Dropped a project called “The Havers” & The name stuck with them. THEY’RE LITERALLY HAVING EVERYTHING.. Motion, bitches, money and more .

Did you hear stone cold by Dinero3x & Will Shmula? It’s on their joined tape called “THE HAVERS”

Did you see who’s in the club again? The havers & their section is jumping

I CANT WAIT FOR THE HAVERS 2

That Dinero boy is cute i heard he’s apart of THE HAVERS

WILL SHMULA IS SO FUNNY i heard he’s apart of The Havers

Did you see THE HAVERS dumb or lit podcast ?

by Nyasia222 May 1, 2024