pink harmonica

A vagina. If a person performs cunnilingus on a vagina in the way someone would play the harmonica, they are "playing" the pink harmonica.

Dave - Hey, Carl, How do you show your girlfriend that you love her?

Carl - I play her pink harmonica.

by Assgrabber249 May 5, 2018

arkansas harmonica

Motor boating an animal with multiple nipples.

Leroy stumbled onto the porch, flipped over Dixie, and gave her an Arkansas Harmonica after his sister wouldn't let him near her boobs.

by Shawnie B June 3, 2016

muddy harmonica

A type of reversed blumpkin where a guy eats out a girl while she is taking a shit.

Brian asked, "Hey can I get a blumpkin"? Meredith replied, "I guess, but only if I get a muddy harmonica first".

by Mountain Misti and Kendo January 2, 2009

Rusty Harmonica

Laying a girl on her side, and rubbing your lips back and forth across her vagina and anus while blowing simultaneously, treating her two love holes as you would the holes of a harmonica. To better create the rusty harmonica effect you may also cup her vagina lips and anus in your hand as you would hold a harmonica.

"Dude, I gave your mom the most righteous rusty harmonica last night!"

"Oh yea? What song did you play?"

"Blowin' in the Wind."

by Haywood Jublomie May 6, 2008

Hairy Harmonica

When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.

The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.

Bill Clinton got caught with Monica....playing her hairy harmonica.

by Ash-the-great-1 November 2, 2008

wet harmonica

Anything you want it to be brother

I'm going to wet harmonica you up

by Lubemister69 December 17, 2013

Rusty Harmonica

The act of blowing into a woman's anus while cupping your hand in front of her vagina as if to tune the note. Similar to the rusty trombone for a man.

I just gave her the ol' rusty harmonica.

by BMWBills October 27, 2009