Having sexual relations in a hardened western style porta John while deployed with the military. Bonus points for keeping a mothball out of the urinal
by Hardenedwesternstyleexpert September 29, 2017

The cliche "hard-and-fast solution," as in "American energy independence offers no hard-and-fast solutions," upon mishearing becomes a Pornality (q.v.) and figures into the more risque examples below:
"Liz, I've been drinking too much, there isn't going to be any harden-fast solution in bed tonight."
"Uncle Joe, I'm sorry your love life is on the skids but if you're looking for a harden-fast solution there's always Viagra."
Thom -- "Quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! That can be your harden-fast solution!" Timm -- "Don't talk dirty."
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"Uncle Joe, I'm sorry your love life is on the skids but if you're looking for a harden-fast solution there's always Viagra."
Thom -- "Quick-setting concrete for your breezeway! That can be your harden-fast solution!" Timm -- "Don't talk dirty."
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by al-in-chgo May 23, 2010

Through the Mouth Of Chopper Reed
Comes the Great Australian Word
harden the fuck up! meaning grow balls
get soem fucking balls grow a pussy
you panzy and so on the phrase was
used int eh ronnie johns half hour
as a comieidiec slang for those who
need to get some!
Comes the Great Australian Word
harden the fuck up! meaning grow balls
get soem fucking balls grow a pussy
you panzy and so on the phrase was
used int eh ronnie johns half hour
as a comieidiec slang for those who
need to get some!
by Loserer802j3r890krge January 2, 2008

Referring to masochist or nanomachines
Raiden: Why won't you die!
Senator Armstrong: Nanomachines son, They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Jack
Senator Armstrong: Nanomachines son, They harden in response to physical trauma. You can't hurt me Jack
by Dresden06 February 2, 2023

by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "
by penisshakes March 29, 2021

by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019
