hangstraddle

Hangstraddle: how you feel after a night of moderate, almost heavy drinking. Not terrible, but not awesome. One more drink would have pushed you into a hangover.

Past Participle: hangstraddled

I totally have a hangstraddle today. I'm glad I didn't have that last drink, otherwise I would totally have a hangover today.

by Ginway82 April 26, 2014

hangetard

A goat who always wins in tournaments

Oh did u awe hangetard won another mutuals tournament

by I'm..'god February 26, 2021

Hangetard

One legendary mf. Bro hasn’t missed once in his life, you can compare him to god and he’d come out on top

Hangetard mutual me ♡︎

by Jack smith III February 26, 2021

afghanistan handstand

good fun licking a social construct ending where no man dare goes until after marriage

“can we try oral tonight please?”

“only if you do the afghanistan handstand”

by the alpaca shaggas June 29, 2022

Suck Me on a Handstand

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand

Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole

by Desi Harris May 2, 2005

Pulled Pork Handstand

When you do a handstand and get ate out.

Allison was doing a pulled pork handstand then fell and busted her lip.

by QUAVE August 7, 2009

Booty Poppin' on a handstand

The act of booty clapping while doing a handstand.

Wasting time.

Damn! Girl is booty poppin' on a handstand!

What are you doing? ..just booty poppin' on a handstand..

by B reddy head May 31, 2016