1. Noun A disease that usually afflicts nerdy, awkward social outcasts. If you contract this disease your social future may be in immediate danger. Outward signs are sometimes hard to notice, but include the following:
1. Constant touching of the penis.
2. Frequent and uncontrollable masturbation.
3. Frequent and bulging erections.
If you think you have contracted Hancock Syndrome, there is no need to panic; the solution is relatively simple. Remove your hand from your pants and leave your house. Find yourself a female, and convince her to have sex with you.
1. Constant touching of the penis.
2. Frequent and uncontrollable masturbation.
3. Frequent and bulging erections.
If you think you have contracted Hancock Syndrome, there is no need to panic; the solution is relatively simple. Remove your hand from your pants and leave your house. Find yourself a female, and convince her to have sex with you.
"That dude has been in the bathroom stall for a really long time... Perhaps he has a mad case of the ol' Hancock Syndrome."
by Henry_Hill May 5, 2010
Extremely wealthy area of Los Angeles run by a bunch of Free City clad, rambunctious teenagers who know how to party. Larchmont is the heart of Hancock Park, otherwise known as the HP. At night, Larchmont is filled with 11 year old skateboarders in front of blockbuster and druggie teenagers with cold hard cash burning a hole in their pockets at Pickett Fences, LF, and Spirituali. See coolest hood ever bitches.
Yeah, basically all those Santa Monica kids want to move to the HP. Who wouldn't, it's the coolest ever!
by hp kid March 2, 2005
When you are having sex, you pull out to cum on your partners face then proceed to sign your name on their forehead so your partner knows who you are after you leave.
I gave that bitch The John Hancock before I left, so she knows my name tomorrow.
Dude, I went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her The John Hancock, but I signed your name! You no talent ass clown!
Dude, I went home with that hose beast last night from the bar and gave her The John Hancock, but I signed your name! You no talent ass clown!
by Jones Bitch! November 16, 2006
a Megan Hancock will have no regard for other people whatsoever and will have the tendency to turn off the lights when she leaves the room because she has no knowledge of your existence. will often say "I'm gunna treat myself" and will eat mini wheats. often dates a guy named James. tends to accidentally goes into friends-with-benefits relationships. addicted to studying. obsessed with llamas. has been known to pee her pants while laughing too hard. usually seen with blue eyes and blonde hair. and would NEVER be seen in a choker or a crop top.
Person: I really need some chocolate or something sweet.
Friend: You can have some carrots!!
Person: Stop being such a Megan Hancock! I'm eating the chocolate!
"Stop making me laugh so hard! I'm gunna Megan Hancock myself!!"
Friend: You can have some carrots!!
Person: Stop being such a Megan Hancock! I'm eating the chocolate!
"Stop making me laugh so hard! I'm gunna Megan Hancock myself!!"
by #roastmeganhancock February 3, 2019
by ChickPro21 December 11, 2022
by galaxyfe March 21, 2012
A county in south eastern Mississippi filled with the most strange people on earth , a mixture between rednecks, blacks, and white trash.
by Logan Hilbert July 16, 2017