Hamered

Pronounced Hay-Murd

When you are so drunk that you can't say 'hammered' correctly.

"... I'm So... Figgren... Hamered..."

by RVe April 1, 2007

HAMMEREDDRUNK

(all one word, always capitalized) Being so fucking drunk you can barely throw a game of darts, be left unattended, walk to the pisser by yourself, form complete sentences, and have no control over the "beaner" jokes that come out of your facehole while in a bar full of mexicans.

Every time I go to the bar, I get HAMMEREDDRUNK!

"Man, did you see evil kimberly last night?"
"Totally! She was HAMMEREDDRUNK again!"
"Yeah, good times!"

by evil_kimberly May 18, 2010

hammered

To be beyond drunk. Most often, those whom get to this state never remember being there. One test to see if someone has reached this plateau is to ask them to spell the word "hammered".

"Wow Matt your really hammer!"
"Snow Hime snot...zzzzzz"

by C. Wallace May 20, 2004

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b April 6, 2006

Bro-hammered

Being an actual guest for a phone segment and/or calling in, getting on air & staying on with the host for an entire segment although obviously inebriated or otherwise under the influence. Usually a happy drunk & entertaining. Named after Mike ' Broham ' Stephen, producer of the Nick D. show on 720WGN Chicago, who has been known to do just that.

That guy who just called Nick D's show, was totally bro-hammered.

by M E Cody March 19, 2006

hammered

so completley drunk out of ones mind

after 10 shots
dude zack is Totally hammered

by guadelupe January 25, 2005