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Hammerhead Syndrome

A man or woman who has atypically wide spread eyes. Noteable examples include Uma Thurman and Bandersnatch Cucumberbunch.
That girl over there is super fine but has a serious case of hammerhead syndrome. No thanks.
by TheDrunkenMoo July 20, 2016
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hammerhead cock

when a male has a dick the shape and size of a hammerhead shark
by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 3, 2017
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Hammerhead Shart

Of the nine known species of sharts, only three are known to be particularly dangerous to humans: the scalloped, great, and smooth hammerhead sharts. As of 2017, 17 attacks have been recorded, with only two fatalities. By far the worst shart of all sharts. There is no wiping up this mess.
Dude, did you see Trump on the golf course today? He laid a great hammerhead shart.

Nah, man, that's an alternative fart.
by firstinitiallname April 7, 2017
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Hammerhead

Derek Williams: the man; the myth, the legend.
Hammerhead dances to techno.
by Andy Vo September 17, 2003
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HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER

Noun:

1) An extremely annoying person, who’s opinions are not well thought out nor acceptable.

2) An extremely dumb, homosexual
C: J, you should try it this way!

J: WE ARE NOT DOING IT THAT WAY YOU HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER!
by PITVIPER630 July 3, 2018
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Hammerhead Sharking

When two people, at least one being male, have oral sex and the person sucking cannot see the penis of their partner. This is known as hammerhead sharking because a hammerhead shark has eyes facing sideways and would not see a penis sticking out of their mouth. It is also a play on words as "head" is another word for oral sex.
Brown and Roberto see each other in the middle of a sidewalk. They advance toward each other and start with a handshake. "What's up my nigga!" Says Brown. "Hey! I've been doing fantastic. Yesterday evening, my girl and I were hammerhead sharking!" Says Roberto. "Dang nigga!" Exclaims Brown.
by ThatsjustHowitis April 5, 2019
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