Ham Slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. Typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.
by greenmachine44 February 4, 2010
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I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.
by Frank N SteinFr June 3, 2018
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Internet mind-viruses that won't believe that the COVID crisis is just what it is - a rampant dangerous virus of natural origins. Instead we are to believe it comes from secret military labs (in China of course) or was activated by 5G mobile phone signals, in a bid to get us all in lock-down, in a fascistic mind-controlled police state or to implement Agenda-21. Just nuts.
It is located somewhere in the backwoods of the US Deep South or Bible-belt, where 1st cousins or brothers and sisters marry, they bathe once a fortnight and where dinner is either road-kill or lead bullet-ridden wild hog.
It is located somewhere in the backwoods of the US Deep South or Bible-belt, where 1st cousins or brothers and sisters marry, they bathe once a fortnight and where dinner is either road-kill or lead bullet-ridden wild hog.
The mind virus contagion from Woo-ham Province is spreading and the hicks are hoarding more guns than usual and lynching anyone non-Caucasian.
by Crap Artiste April 2, 2020
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Wow, that new meme highlighting three straight months of losing at cards certainly adds to the Ham Bashing.
by WC_WEB June 23, 2020
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There is a limit to how many you can eat, though. If you eat too many, you will be BANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY. Susie learned the hard way.
There is a limit to how many you can eat, though. If you eat too many, you will be BANNED FROM FREE HAM SANDWICH DAY. Susie learned the hard way.
Susie: “You have been unbanned from free ham sandwich day.”
Enemy: Wow... Nobody’s ever said that to me before!
Enemy: Wow... Nobody’s ever said that to me before!
by PlassyVanni February 4, 2022
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After a road accident, a verbal argument between the two drivers as follows;
'Pay for my damage!'
'No way!!'
'Ham ka chan.. see you in court!!'
After a road accident, a verbal argument between the two drivers as follows;
'Pay for my damage!'
'No way!!'
'Ham ka chan.. see you in court!!'
by pei June 14, 2006
Get the ham ka chan mug.Female pussy lips (large) also known as beef curtain. A nice set of ham flaps will usually lead to a nice showing of camel toe. Sometimes too much ham flaps will result in some people calling it moose knuckle instead of camel toe. This is incorrect as moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe. This debate has gone on for years in many a smokey, urine smelling, crappy bar on a late night.
Did you see the camel toe on dat bitch? She could pick up a quarter out of the sand with her ham flaps!
by Ray Dawson Jr May 8, 2008
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