A monster in almost-human form that dates clinically-obese security guards. Also known as Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher, this vile creature is so horrifically ugly that those who look at it have been known to retch with such violence they vomit their livers out onto the ugly bitch's shoes.
Oh shit, its The Thing!
What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?
Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.
I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
What?! You don't mean The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neck?
Yes! Nogtard vomited his liver on the bitch's shoes last week.
I know. The Porky Scotcher picked up the liver and barbecued it.
by Benny Twadge May 24, 2009
Get the The Thing With Teeth Halfway Down Its Neckmug. A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.
A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.
Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw
Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw
by TTFDLC April 3, 2021
Get the Halfway Line Merchantmug. The act of killing the main Protagonist You before the game ends, sometimes in the beginning, or middle of the game story line.
Guy 1: Oh my god it did it again!
Guy 2: Did what?
Guy 1: The game! It killed me off in the middle of the game! It Halfway-Bioshocked me!
Guy 2: You really need to stop playing that game . . .
Guy 2: Did what?
Guy 1: The game! It killed me off in the middle of the game! It Halfway-Bioshocked me!
Guy 2: You really need to stop playing that game . . .
by Dr.Sigma {Σ} July 18, 2016
Get the Halfway-Bioshockedmug. Dad: You're gonna meet Stranger Things cast!
Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!
Dad: But you gotta wait a month.
Boy: Halfway happy.
Boy: What?! I'm so happy right now!
Dad: But you gotta wait a month.
Boy: Halfway happy.
by AustraL February 11, 2018
Get the halfway happymug. by Bigblrddds April 23, 2021
Get the halfway homelessmug. A slang term for the Mr. Appliance franchise chain derived from the fact that employees are typically sloven in appearance and give the impression of coming from less than desirable backgrounds.
Person A: "Who fixed your dishwasher?"
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
Person B: "Oh this thugish looking gentlemen from Mr. Halfway House."
by joesixpackabs February 18, 2010
Get the Mr. Halfway Housemug. Halfway hammered - when you are getting hammered. Your unsure if you should drink more at this point. It depends on the situation and the people around you if you are going to drink more or just stay in halfway hammered pocket. You are sober know what your doing and drunk enough to enjoy it..
by Kompski June 14, 2018
Get the Halfway hammeredmug.