halfsies

absorbing a cost equally between two people

dude, do you want to go halfsies with me on that killer mud pie?

halfsies by So Mach May 9, 2006

halfenfreude 

Reveling in personal gain associated with someone else's loss; not to be confused with schadenfreude, in which one takes pleasure from another's pain.

After hearing the news that a new freelancer had bombed on a writing project, Alan and Laura, also freelance writers, felt a rush of halfenfreude at the prospect of additional work.

halfenfreude by porkalvin December 11, 2010

buckled halfer 

faulty human being.incapable of carrying out tasks,both physical and mental,expected of average conventional person.
not applicable to those suffering from diagnosed medical conditions.
can be either a temporary or permanent state of being.
term of abuse used to indicate the ridiculous behaviour of an individual.

only a buckled halfer would tweet pictures of their own genitals.

what kind of buckled halfer are you?

buckled halfer by Nesty. January 4, 2012

double halfsies

When you can't decide between two things, so you and another person (usually a friend or acquaintance) each purchase one of the desired items and you both exchange half of each item with one another.

Note: Most often done when ordering food. This way you can eat both items you want instead of ordering two meals and looking like a fat ass.

Person 1: "Man, I can't decide between the teriyaki chicken or the club."
Person 2: "Yeah, me neither."
Person 1: "Double halfsies?"
Person 2: "You read my mind."

double halfsies by rkitch February 11, 2013

halfternoon 

The halfway point in the afternoon. The afternoon is between 12:00 and 5:00 pm, with the halfternoon occurring at 2:30 pm. People generally have a buffer of a half hour before and after halfternoon; therefore the usage is standard between 2:00 and 3:00 pm.

Good halfternoon Peggy. Now that it is halfternoon, I am feeling less sluggish.

halfternoon by Doctor Geo Zee March 5, 2020

go halfsies 

to split (especially the cost of something) equally between two parties

I knew she wasn't going to put out, so I made her go halfsies on dinner.

go halfsies by bdb484 December 13, 2010

Halie 

There is no one closer to perfect than Halie. Her eyes show mere beauty and will make you fall for her. She will have her ups and downs but she will always pull through strong. Overall the most amazing girl there is. Keep Halie close to you, losing her will be one of the most painful things that will happen to you. Also she is very good at singing.

Guy1: I got Halies number today!
Guy2: No way! Consider yourself one of the luckiest men in the world.

Halie by worriorGOD September 14, 2013