Cum-guzzled

The state of someone who is seeing far more thottery than they expected.
Some synonyms include: Flabergasted, Gender-bent, dumbfounded, Stunned

After hearing that skank's life story, I was Cum-guzzled.

by bob,bitchstick August 23, 2020

guzzle throat

a type of motherfucker that can drink any kind of liquid substance, from cum all the way to eating a raw egg and not throw it back up

when u see a body builder crack 5 eggs into a glass and drink it all in one gulp and u have to be thinking damn that is one guzzle throat bitch

by mind fucked May 15, 2014

Guzzle Bomb

The act of filling a zip-lock sandwich bag with ejaculate and popping it over someone’s open mouth while they are asleep, then ramming your penis into their cum filled mouth.

I once woke up to a Guzzle Bomb and now I can never look at a sandwich bag the same again.

by Joshuan November 5, 2017

Mustard guzzle

To spread mustard on a mans penis and begin to give him a blow job.

Phylisha: Wow I just gave the best head of my life!
Jessica: I can't give head, I hate the taste.

Phylisha: Well I hate the taste too! That's why I mustard guzzle.

by Menwithbrooms September 24, 2011

Guzzle Sluz

A person with an exemplary ability to drink.

After the gentle men had finished themselves off into the glass recepticle, Debbie downed their spilt seed, like the true queen guzzle sluz she was...

by Guzzlesluzz April 15, 2020

guzzle neck

One who chokes on a guys dick until he cums down her throat

Aye bro she a guzzle neck

by Bop4ahot December 20, 2013

guzzle time

the time when you are about to drink alot of booze.

i was at the lake for the weekend and as soon as i woke up it was guzzle time.

by DNK November 4, 2007