gayverage

A beverage from Starbucks that is anything other that regular coffee.

me: "What would you like from Starbucks?"
Damian: "I'll take any gayverage!"

by gay-verage August 24, 2014

guyser

A sexual position in which a man titty fucks another man that has large enough man-boobs to allow such a vile act.

That guy is so overweight that his tits are so huge that you can give him a guyser.

by Pacos Bill April 30, 2008

Guyser

The explosive regurgitation of semen acquired during a long bout of oral sex with multiple partners.

I was number twelve in line, so I knew I had to get off quick before she gave me the guyser.

by Ol' Derty Sanchez March 10, 2007

Guyer

A guy who has an extreme pre pre-ejaculation problem. Whereas at the slightest hint of arousal, he shoots a huge load like a geyser. This also renders him completely useless in the area of sexual performance.

Don't date that guy, I hear he's a real guyer.

by peefur April 26, 2014

Guyzer

A truly nice guy with no bad intentions. Things may not always go as Guyzer plans, but with everything Guyzer does, he means well.

Comedy is a big part of Guyzer. He always tries to make people smile and laugh even when things aren’t going well, even if those things are his own misdoings.

It’s always nice to have a Guyzer around.

A Guyzer is a truly nice guy with no bad intentions.

by John Becks January 16, 2022

frequent guyer

A girl who frequently changes boyfriends because she's never satisfied.

That's the third guy she's gone after this month! She must be a frequent guyer.

That thirsty thot is a frequent guyer, she's out to grab everything she can!

by kkids May 17, 2015

mariah guyer

Mariah is an amazing girl that will love you forever even when she is mad. She is a girl that keeps her boyfriend for a long time

Mariah Guyer plays basketball and soccer but loves soccer more

by people these days December 17, 2017