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Bell Guness

Bell Guness was known as the Lady Bluebeard she murdered 20 men at her farm house in Indiana to collected their money . She put ads in the news paper looking for would be husbands and when they came over she poisoned them and buried them in her pig pen out back and took all their money they had brought with them. She was found out and killed her children and her maid then burned her farm house down and ran. No one ever knew what happened to her. They also called her a Gibson girl
Bell Guness was a mass murder
by redpillamerican November 23, 2020
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Gayness

A game where a bunch of dudes, 2 people or more, point at another dudes crotch and attempt to gently but swiftly touch it. You can only use your index finger, no cupping allowed.
You get 1 point if you touch peen, 2 points for touching balls.
Can be played by gays and straights alike, family members, friends, etc.

You don't want the other dude to touch your peen/balls cuz he will get the point(s)...
first to 5 wins.
Best played if your drinking.
dude #1: hey you wanna play gayness?
dude #2: what's that?

dude #1 points his finger at dude #2's crotch and pokes it.

dude #1: peen! 1 point, yes!
dude #2: My turn!
by gay4payallday July 27, 2009
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guiness farts

Horrible farts that jono does after drinking this vile, black oil.These are the worst farts known to man.
Fuck jono, why'd you have to go and do that?
by TTZM July 10, 2004
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gayness per se

violations of heterosexual law

For a valid gayness per se claim, the plaintiff must show:

1) the potentially gay actor committed a homosexual act,
2) the act is one that is commonly associated with gayness, and
3) the act involves another man

Footnote: intent is irrelevant under gayness per se analysis; therefore, unintentional or accidental acts of gayness will rise to the level of full-blown gay under gayness per se
Jeffrey, under the false assumption that gayness must be intended, did not think he was gay after accidentally bumping into a naked old man in the locker room. Jeffrey is guilty of gayness per se.

Mari thought that Shawn was a man, but in reality Shawn was a grotesque and hideous looking woman in disguise. Mari is guilty of gayness per se.
by Franky Bananas February 3, 2009
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Gayness

A state of intense joy and happiness coupled with a hint of homosexual reflection aftertaste.
-Good friend, Lance just passed by, he sure seemed quite gay about this wonderful day, and he looked untraditionally happy to see me.
-Why, yes he did and was,my fine fellow, as he passed, I sensed a resistable, but very noticeable feeling of joy, and a very brief idea, that touching someone's penis with one's own could bring a satisfying feeling of gayness for the whole day.
by Goodgulf November 4, 2011
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ball of gayness

derogatory. used to describe a person who is extremely gay.
Dillon was such a complete ball of gayness at the party last night
by fellowshipfan16 March 9, 2008
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Gay Thing of Gayness

You gay thing of gayness! Stop trying to touch my balls!
by Yajirobe June 27, 2010
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