gurgle gurgle

my saying! it's cool I SAY IT A LOT!!!

gurgle gurgle!

by darkprediction September 19, 2003

Gurgle, The

The small bubbly throw-upy feeling that you get in your throat; not a burp, hiccup, or actually throwing up.

Gurgle, The; burp; hiccup; throwing up

by precalcboredomfreer October 25, 2009

Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid

My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.

by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019

Gurgle Mitt

A term describing an exceptionally wet vagina that creates a distinct, audible "gurgling" or "squelching" suction sound during intercourse. The "mitt" refers to the tight, enveloping sensation (like a glove), while the "gurgle" captures the sound of air and natural lubrication being displaced as the penis slides in and out. Often compared to the sound of stirring a fresh pot of macaroni and cheese.

“I knew it was going to be a good night when I heard that gurgle mitt sound the second we got started.”

by Kirigi January 18, 2026

triple gurgle

A womans ability to take a mans cock and balls in her mouth at the same time.

Kathy is a real sport. Her make up was running down her face as she went for the triple gurgle.

by snapper2 November 10, 2014

ass gurgle

another term for a fart, usually a messy one.

Whoa, who ass gurgled in here? It smells awful!

by staaark November 1, 2011

Wobby Gurgle

The describes the action of gurgling another man's semen. This tradition has been passed down by the ancient Aztecs. It is said to make the gurgler get a huge throbbing bona and the gurgly (the man who arrives/cums) a soft shrivelled shrimp.

The use of Wobby Gurgle described by Aztecs
Gurgly: I have arrived!!
Gurgler: uugh my balls are throbbing and my veins are popping
Gurgly: well my balls are shrivelled
*Gurgler rapidly cums and shits*
Gurgly: that was gurgalicous

by The Holy Protector Of Butt May 17, 2021