voted the most road town in Yorkshire, Guiseley is run by whatever bad boys hang around the car park accross the bridge from Nethermoor stadium, guiseley is home to all sorts of ages, from toddlers wearing full adidas tracksuits, teens closing deals outside Mcdonalds, adults driving to work parked in shit traffic and old people who take 10 minutes to cross the zebra crossing outside Morrisons, Guiseley is the home of the mandem. Most of the places in guiseley are nice, but places not to go if you are a visitor are definitely the bit outside morrisons at 8:20 on a weekday, or the woods next to nunroyd park at 4:00 in the afternoon as this is where the mandem smoke the weed ygm, if you go to either of these places at that time, you will get cheffed up my guy.
person 1: "i just went to get some milk from morrisons last thursday morning and i came back with more holes in me than a cheese grater"
person 2: "u should no by now that da guiseley mandem always carry a ching with them, maybe next time you go down there u should bring ure strap g ygm"
person 2: "u should no by now that da guiseley mandem always carry a ching with them, maybe next time you go down there u should bring ure strap g ygm"
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The act of Gay Guise implies further advances to your friend in agreement, e.g., holding hands.
Disclaimer: The Gay Guise is only a temporary solution to any unattractive or annoying member of the opposite sex. Excessive use of the Gay Guise or inappropriate use can cause your friends to exile you for "Switching to the other team", or attracting actual homosexuals.
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