A cute, furry rodent that enjoys eating hay and veggies. They have a built in motion tracker that can dectect nearby movement. They also have a nose that can sniff veggie treats from half metre radius. Their necks have a 180 degree rotation view and they can swiftly turn out pellets from their rear end. Their mouth can chomp on anything it desires; lettuce, carrots, cucumbers, hay, paper and more. They are easy to raise as a pet in the right circumstances. Just beware, they don't care about your suffering while cleaning for them!
by GuineaPigMaster February 27, 2017
Get the Guinea pig mug.Term used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex due to the noise of approval sounding quite similar to the call of the guinea pig.
*Attractive female appears*
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.
"Guinea pig, 5 o'clock".
Stealth checking out confirmed and target thinks you just like guinea pigs.
by DarkCyclone February 25, 2019
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Get the Guinea pig mug.A very squeaky animal that needs food 100% of the time. When they hear anything that is similar to their treats opening or food bags, they start to scream with excitement which most people interpret as; FOOD I WANT FOOD GIVE ME FOOD.
"My Guinea Pig is a food hog."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
"I have a Guinea Pig, It is a lot of work."
"Guinea Pigs are strange but adorable creatures."
"Guinea Pigs are great pets."
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by Sailor May April 16, 2020
Get the Guinea Pig mug.Scientific name is Cavia porcellus. Guinea pigs are some of the cutest littel things on earth. They make the cutest noises u can ever hear, are cute and chubby, and fulla fun!!
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Get the Guinea pig mug.The cutest thing you could possibly find let me tell u something. DO NOT EAT. If u eat u have no more companion. Let me spit some real facts now. They live from 6 to 7 years and possibly 10 at most
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK
They love food and u if u give them food. They like loads of stuff, mostly food though they even have their own word for food, WEEK
Week week I'm a pig give me food now
I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy
My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub
I am not the food for you though u get food for me guinea pig
My name is peeg I littol guy
My ear go flop I know not why
My floof is big cuz full of love
But not all floof is mostly chub
by Guinea piggggg February 24, 2021
Get the Guinea pig mug.Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...
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