gilmo

a creepy individual who likes to text your girlfriends

stop being a gilmo and texting my girlfriend!

by Jon "jman" Kuchta January 2, 2009

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Gilmore'd

When you've drank so much coffee that you begin talking incoherently fast. Inspired by the WB show 'Gilmore Girls', in which the characters are consistently seen glugging down copious ammounts of coffee and talking at an alarming pace.

"Shit man, I shouldn't have had that last cup of coffee. I'm completely Gilmore'd"

by Das Imp February 12, 2009

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Virginia Guillotine

When you stick the tip of a man's penis in an open pocket knife then close it

My Buddy Kyle got Virginia Guillotined

by WishIWasSwallowed March 11, 2021

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Gideon Gilmore

The Lord himself. Maker of the eternal and instant classic of instrumentation entitled 'A Dark Road,' which enlightens the listener to the meaning of life instantly. When heard for the first time, progressive rock legends David Gilmour and Jimmy Page immediately collapsed and knew their work was done, and the song was the reason for the death of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh. If it couldn't get any better, the legend himself released a 1 hour EP called Gideon Gilmore, which featured masterpieces such as "Metal Madness" and "A Mental Descent" which instantly became recognized as the peak of human achievement and instrumental composition. Music teachers from all around the world preached to their pupils about how unbelievably good the Gideon Gilmore EP was and how masterfully Gideon played all the instruments.

Person 1: "Man, did you hear that new Gideon Gilmore?"
Person 2: "I know, it was so good but I can't even explain why..."

by kapperoni and cheese April 14, 2021

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