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guarantee

A guarantee is the inverse of trust.
Rhys Muldoon: "I trust Amanda Vanstone. If I left her alone in a room with a bucket of fried chicken, I'd trust her to eat it up. I'd also trust her to then launch a national inquiry into who ate the chicken."
by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005
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100% black guy guarantee

A 100% guarantee that a black man will get you what he guarantee'd, be it good's, favors, services and most importantly white women.
You get this done, I will wingman for you and you will get her as your girlfriend. 100% black guy guarantee!
by Sindarian October 24, 2018
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D.V. Guarantee

A promise or assurance by Dan Van the Man of Newport MI that certain conditions will be fulfilled.
Dude, my wiener is eight inches long. I give the D.V. guarantee that it is.
by Mazz MSU October 30, 2008
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I guarantee it!

A term meaning "I agree!", however used by old men and/or young men. Idealy, women could use it also, however that has yet to be seen. Mostly used when no guarantee is in sight or even possible.
by T-Bone February 11, 2004
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Hyderabad guarantee

Something that is so sure that you can bet the entire city of hyderabad on it.
Will you be coming to the party tonight?
Yes, and that's Hyderabad Guarantee
by Fortnite_gamer177 March 11, 2022
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boiling water guarantee

The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee
Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you
by davecyberd January 8, 2011
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Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval

Apply for no credit check payday loans guaranteed approval near me from Direct lenders. Guaranteed approval. Even with bad credit. instant decisions
An instant solution to your unforeseen expenses is the name of payday loans which are a little costly, but you can make your financial issues disappear. The amount you can borrow is up to $5000 to fix up your strewn medical bills, monthly rent payment, and other expenses.

Due to the high cost of the loans, many borrowers seem to be failed in the loan repayment. This sometimes lowers their credit score if they don’t understand their responsibilities towards their loan payments which then creates problems ahead.

Still, people find it a great option for their emergencies when all doors are closed for them to get assistance. Commonly traditional banks and lenders prefer offering loans to those who have maintained their credit score.

Otherwise, they charge double followed by banking formalities which become hard very often for the borrowers. After all that, there is no guarantee for their $200 dollar loan approval while applying for no credit check payday loans with an instant approval decision through them.

But you can get Instant Payday Loans No Credit Check Guaranteed Approval after applying from the direct lenders because they don’t let you get depressed. Your lower credit score also works for them because they are aware that everyone can’t have a perfect credit score.
by HandyPaydayLoans.com April 4, 2022
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