malibooby groping

grabbing kneecaps and then laughing until you actually get to grab the real boobs because you become friends with benefits. rory who eats Chinese created this and jaron and Hayley got to witness it

some guy named rory: "i'm gonna grab your boobies"
random girl or guy we don't judge: "NOOOO"
rory:"YOUR MALIBOOBIES!!!!!"
malibooby groping

by billy Annon April 24, 2019

Groping Tokens

To manipulate a woman into letting you have a grope by being nice to them.

'he's handing out groping tokens like its nobody's business'

by Peach tech team February 3, 2012

Grope-down

A procedure used by airport TSA when they give you a full body "pat-down"

I refuse to fly. I am not interested in experiencing a gate-rape or a grope-down by some TSA perv or going through some cancer-causing airport naked body x-ray scanning machine.

by jeminiiii November 25, 2010

e-grope

To post an unsolicited flirty message on someone's social networking site, i.e. Facebook, MySpace, etc.

"Dude, she knows your married, yet she continues to e-grope you every chance she gets."

"I need to un-friend her cuz it's starting to piss my wife off"

by The bigjoe December 8, 2009

classy grope

A discrete grope, initiated by either the man or the woman, that goes unnoticed by those around you due to its discretion. This grope is typically done rapidly and leaves the victim feeling confused and mildly aroused.

Yea, but it wasn't as bad as the first guy. It was more of a classy grope.

by Dukes by Daisy April 7, 2011

Eye Grope

The act of molesting another person with one's eye, generally in a groping motion.

Ty likes to eye grope my face!

by windowkicker December 18, 2010

grope and hope

Referring to a crude technique of courting. Usually involves stalking around the dance floor chatting up (in the broadest sense) women indiscriminantly. Often best deployed during the latter stages of a night.

Often has the prefix ten-to-(insert closing time of club) referring to the last ditch nature of the whole affair.

The ten-to-two grope and hope

"Haven't pulled yet, will have try the old grope and hope"

by Pettit you kaant August 16, 2005