Grafton

A handsome and smart guy. Someone with a witty sense of humor and who is always there for his loved ones. He is kind heartened and multi-layered, much like an onion. He’s fun and adventurous. You might find him in a dank cave or hanging out on the beach. No matter how busy he is he will always take time to send you heartfelt messages, and, if you’re lucky, a foot pic or two. He’s the total package and a once in a life time kind of guy!

Girl 1: Hey do you know Grafton?
Girl 2: Yes, he’s so hot! I just sent him a picture of my feet last night!

by CountryGirl420 December 4, 2020

iced finger in graftons

The state of a young woman how has recieved a jolly good bukkake'ing. For she resembles an iced finger under the heatlamp in a graftons bakery shop window.

dude, look at the state of that bint, she looks like an iced finger in graftons.

by Ash Etchell March 13, 2008

Grafton High School

This is the High School located in the town Grafton. It is full of drop kicks and junkies and by the time you are sixteen you will be very lucky to not have gotten pregnant (that includes boys). This high school is run by stoners (even though poshies think they run it).

Example 1: Sex Addicts at Grafton High School

Example 2: Fuck Me Harder
Example 3: Junkie Town

by The Grafton junkie May 5, 2019

grafter

some lad who nicks dirt bikes, motorbikes, mopeds and any other shit that uses two wheels

always carrying an angle grinder or bolt cuttas

"yo did you know that zachs a grafter?"

"no way bro"

by alwaysonsugarcubes May 26, 2024

Grafton Derangement Syndrome

A psychological disorder that prohibits a person from using rational thought of any kind when not being able to tell the difference between right and wrong. Irrational behavior and lunacy follow shortly after first symptoms appear making that person look highly unstable.

There was a small leak in the hull of a boat fueled buy a few members of the crew with Grafton Derangement Syndrome (GDS) everyone jumped overboard and drowned instead of patching the small hole.

by 123456# July 27, 2025

Mental Grafter

Someone who may be accused of being lazy and not doing any manual labour but practises his labour in the mind, where his thoughts are constantly working.

I've grafted all my life not as a builder of houses, but mentally as an architect of ideas. So you would call me a mental grafter.

by Forever Lucid April 7, 2016

jasper grafton

two simple words : big dick

crickey that jasper grafton has a massive dick

by man buns March 21, 2023