gorping

You will need two people and a dead pregnant woman. To gorp, or "gorping" requires that you place the body of a recently deceased pregnant woman under a raised plat form, such as a ladder or a tree. One person then climbs the ladder or tree, and one person places their mouth over the exposed vagina of said dead woman. Person one then jumps on the stomach of the women which causes the dead fetus to shoot out the vagina into the mouth of person two. What you choose to do from here is up to the individual.

Peter, meet me at the cemetery at midnight. I have a strong urge to go gorping tonight.

by RichDangerously December 24, 2007

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gomping

Someone who walks awkwardly, almost as if they were wearing an invisible deep sea diving suit. Similar to the 'lollop' that an elephant adopts when walking. A 'gomper' is also normally half a sleep while all those around them are awake.

James was gomping to work again.

by Skewy August 29, 2003

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Gawping

Posing uninvitingly to ward off others, or as a sign of derision.

Gawping. not cokin. get funky pants.
Looking good, hanging with the wild hos.
Looking good in a goatse stance.
Looking good when it comes to the pose

by dognoze December 20, 2007

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gawping

The sound that is made from a woman's gloppage

Joel;dude can you hear Sarah gawping

Ryan; its hard not to she must have some mad gloppage

by Joel the vlasheer November 27, 2011

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gopping

Pretending to have principles even when you have shown beyond a shadow of a doubt that you have absolutely none other than a desire for raw power. From GOP.

Why's Paul Ryan still gopping, why doesn't he just admit he's been full of shit his whole career

by Catty McGee May 4, 2018

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