Nigger's Night Gown

The act of taking a dump on a sitting human and lap dancing the now smeared shit all over their lower body and torso.

Horny White Boy: "Yo man I heard Letisha totally gave Todd a nigger's night gown last night!"

Horny White Boy #2: "There were men lining up for them at the party! I feel sorry for the guys that were up after she needed to take ex-lax to shit."

by SeargentCoolWhip March 11, 2011

Dressing-gown Friday

The practice of working from home on a Friday. Has become widespread with the advent of the broadband connection. The practice originates from the 1980s, when bankers, lawyer and other professionals elected to have a day of dressing casually on Friday, so they would not ruin their suits with spilt beer in the evening. This was known as dress-down Friday. However the act of selecting casual clothes prroved beyond these individuals who now simply just work from home in their dressing gown.

John is taking a Dressing-gown Friday, as he had a working dinner last night.

by ArrGee1991 October 9, 2009

paper gown town

A special safety area in jail for mental health. When you act crazy in jail, they give you a paper gown instead of the jail uniform so you can’t hurt yourself and they put you in a special area (usually isolated) until the psychotic episode subsides.

She got caught snorting Benadryl in the pod again so they sent her to Paper Gown Town for 24 hours.

by K666C March 15, 2022

wet fart in a wedding gown

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.

At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

by Pipistrello December 26, 2005

aunt flo's cap and gown

A pad and tampon

"Go get me aunt flo's cap and gown. Hurry!"

"A what?"

"A pad and tampon!!"

by Jerry's other kid January 10, 2014

gowning

the act of fitting on clothes with a metal pipe

god i love gowning

by ShadowMoneky February 19, 2024

Put My Gown On

A term to signify that you are definitely staying home for the night, and unequivocally will not be putting pants back on to get out. Some old timer ladies call their mu-mus/nightgowns “gowns”.

Girl 1: Hey, sister! You should come over and try this new herbal medicine we got going on.

Girl 2: Nah, I ain’t feelin’ it right now. Wheel of Fortune is about to come on anyway.

Girl 1: Come on, it’s only like 7pm!

Girl 2: I know lol, but I done put my gown on. Even filled my belly; I’m done with today.

Girl 1: OK Grandma, good night then.

by Funtimeisover April 14, 2019