woodies goodies

(N.) The genitalia of an old fashioned, wooden doll (Adj.) A small penis

She asked me how big my dick was, and I said seven inches. She said, "You're lying. I bet you've got woodies goodies".

by Dankmemetrash666 May 1, 2016

show your goodies

Showing off your private parts; i.e. your genitilia of sorts for men and women respectively.

Britney, you can't walk out of the house wearing that short pum-pum skirt! You must find something else suitable to wear that isn't going to show your goodies.

by VernacularXTC October 13, 2013

goosies

Goose bumps

When Gibson gives his Braveheart speech about freedom I get the goosies and my nipples get hard.

by Adaymnimfine September 18, 2013

Goodie Raper

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.

"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! October 30, 2011

Goodie closet

A closet filled with goods

“Can I get something from the goodie closet?”
“Sure”

by PigIA September 1, 2020

slim goodie

A skinny/ slim girl who is also sexy or attractive

Keep calm and f*ck a slim goodie

by hkayy March 12, 2015

Goodness Gracious

Goodness gracious is an exclamation of excitement, surprise or frustration. It is a Southern term used primarily as a substitute for cursing, and as such it is a minced oath. Sweet little old ladies use this term a lot.

1. Goodness gracious, Tommy, clean up that room!
2. Goodness gracious, if you don't just look beautiful today, honey!
3. Goodness gracious, I have gas today something fierce.

by DallasDeckard January 27, 2011