Dirty Gonzales

When a female in the act of performing oral sex on a male, is choked before the male occurs an orgasm. She then gasps for air swallowing the ejaculation.
She told me she doesn't swollow, so I gave out the Dirty Gonzales.
by P.D.D. a.k.a. Dirty D May 02, 2006
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Burning Gonzales

When a male masturbates after touched spicy peppers or food
"Steve, do you have some Aloe Vera gel or some ice? I just gave myself a volcanic Burning Gonzales!"
by kobi666mf October 02, 2020
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Shibe Gonzales

yo u shibe gonzales ?
hell yea homie i am shibe gonzales
yo wsg shibe gonzales
by LOLURMOMKID November 14, 2020
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Speedy Gonzales

The engineers wondered what it was called when you take cocaine and tequila. I told them it's a Speedy Gonzales.
by HowIsThisNotAThingYetIts2018 August 03, 2018
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Danny Gonzales

A theoretical commentary YouTuber with over 6 million subscribers.
“I thought Danny Gonzales was really cool until I learned that he wasn’t real” :(
by Dougie Wide September 26, 2023
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paris gonzales

A sexy handsome man with an eccentric personality and an extremely creative mind. Has the beard of a warrior that will surely make any woman's panties wet with just one glance. A Paris Gonzales is also very musically inclined and can get inspiration to make a song by listening to any genre of music. You'll love a Paris Gonzales style because it truly reflects his character seeing as he's one of a kind and is the only one who can make anything look sexy! You'll love a Paris Gonzales, everyone does!
Paris Gonzales is one sexy ass dude, too bad he's married.
by BeeMoney February 14, 2015
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speedy gonzales

If this guy cant run faster than road runner, you got to be kidding, I mean road runner cant run at the speed of sound you bastard!
See them race!
by Miles "Tails" Prower August 01, 2003
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