Last time I ate here, y'all gave me a gleep ass nugget with my 6-piece. I don't want that. I want a crispy chicken nugget.
I don't want sticky hands from a gleep nugget. I don't want a mushy texture in my mouth. Crispy, slightly greasy, and chicken-y. That's it.
I don't want sticky hands from a gleep nugget. I don't want a mushy texture in my mouth. Crispy, slightly greasy, and chicken-y. That's it.
by ihategleepnuggets August 13, 2025


by ders9iaalss March 5, 2025

To be ugly and dumb and stupid. All Gleeps go to hell. Everyone hates Gleeps. Gleeps eat your door frame, and scratch your windows. Gleep is also a slur used to describe people who drink water while breathing out of their nose. Gleeps are also known to punch tvs to enhance their watch experience. They also try to bite cars during traffic season.
"Did you see that gleeping Gleep?"
"Yeah, I'm gonna hit them over with my car."
"WAIT. It's traffic season; you know what they say about Gleeps in traffic season."
"Yeah, I'm gonna hit them over with my car."
"WAIT. It's traffic season; you know what they say about Gleeps in traffic season."
by unrealManOfBread June 22, 2025

Dude, that obnoxious asshole at the end of the bar just hit on my girlfriend and grabbed her ass, so I GLEEPED his car keys and flushed them down the bar toilet! Hahahahaha.
by Casper Milktoast in Daytona January 14, 2020

Actions deemed punishable on a case by case basis by klombadrov and his son Gordon. Sending the worst offenders to flerb. However simply not believing in klombadrov is not gleep.
"Hey is it Gleep to not believe in klombadrov?"
"Of course not that would be unnecessarily cruel. Gleep is reserved for actually heinous acts"
"Of course not that would be unnecessarily cruel. Gleep is reserved for actually heinous acts"
by Cpt. Marmalade February 6, 2024

