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navel glazing

The result of vigorous male masturbation whilst lying on one's back. Related to nasal glazing.
by Anonymous September 16, 2003
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Glazing

When a nigga sucks another niggas cock by talking them up hella or
Damn that nigga Micah watched a motivational Lebron video when he was checking his grades. That nigga be glazing LeMickey too much. LeMickey needs a super team to carry him
by Lebron R. James August 8, 2023
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gaying

To be gayed up with love in the most homosexual manner possible.
"Tom is gaying me up with love"
by Monkeybuttpadje February 17, 2003
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glazing a bear claw

The act of masturbating on and covering of a freshly pushed out turd with semen.
We always thought that Ted was getting caught up Angry Birds on the toilet, because he takes the longest shits imaginable. Apparently he's been glazing a bear claw.
by Glen Cairn April 29, 2011
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Gaying

Being gay very close to someone, making them feel awkward. Gaying is done by straight people.
Stop Gaying on me, David!
by Real_NoobToob May 4, 2020
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glating

Glating is a verb. The act of dating a person named Glenden. You can go on a glate.
I went on a real nice glate.
Did you hear? They're glating.
by Hailey Brennan February 26, 2013
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gaying up

1. "Gaying up" is one of those phrases that works on the various pejorative meanings of gay, in this instance to mean screwed up or not functioning correctly to some degree. This works forwards from the traditional belief that there is something inherently messed up about homosexuality and extends the definition of 'gay' accordingly.

Therefore, to gay something up is to ruin or corrupt it, especially through socially unpleasant or malicious behaviour, and for something to become 'gayed up' is for it to work to a less than satisfactory level, especially due to faulty wiring or some other internal defect.

Of course, there is little homophobic intent in the use of these words.

2. "Gaying up" can also be used as one of those phrases that works on the stereotypical aspects of gayness. If a club, or room, or 30-minute television show, is 'gayed up', it will undoubtedly have one of the following: flashing lights, colourful streamers, loud, bassy trance music, a disco ball, leather, bondage accessories, pastel colours, Liza Minelli, some camp bastard, mincing, open Hawaian shirts, YMCA by The Village People and various other things that a more politically-correct society might associate with homosexuality and sexual liberation in its friendlier stereotyping, and the kind of things homosexuals should probably try to distance themselves from.

Similar in definition to sexed up, in that it's made spicier, but gayed up is less likely to refer to lying in political documents to cajole a country to war. A 'gayed up' dossier would probably contain copious 'oohs' and 'doesn't that sound lovely?'
1. "Fucking Hell, why did you invite Ronan Keating to my party? He's sitting around singing stupid acoustic songs, drinking Strongbow straight from the bottle, and insisting we all watch Narnia. He's totally gayed the whole thing up."

"I'm very sorry I got cut off, your majesty, but my mobile 'phone is gaying up."

2. "Join us for a gayed-up version of David Letterman, tonight, where Letterman will wear shorts and the short guy with the band will be kitted out in a gimp costume. And it'll be very colourful too, and we'll probably change the theme-tune to something slightly demeaning towards gays."
by Earfetish June 24, 2006
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