Jack Girard

Had a mega tumor as a baby
His dick is massive

Yo have you seen Jack Girards penis tumor?
No why?
It’s massive

by coochieslayer69696 December 17, 2018

Gwarda

when a girl sqirts and its thick and sticky but drips like water

I had that girl drippin like water
Gwarda.........
G.irl
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by DEV X. STATION September 28, 2008

Giard

Ruggedly handsome, the kind of guy you would want to bang your mom. A man's man. Not afraid of anything or anyone. Women want a Giard and men fear a Giard.

That guy is so Giard, I want him.

Look at that Giard he is not afraid of that gun wielding maniac.

by I'm the Devils dream February 3, 2017

Givardo

Energetic,intelligent,athletic and quite horny. Always feel sad when the ones he love don't message him

Givardo is very tall

by Givardo June 2, 2018

Gidardofit

Used when expressing disbelief and/or directing another person to leave the conversation or, in some cases, the room. The word should be expressed in a cheeky cockney circa 1940's

"I thought we might go over to see Dave and Dolly tomorrow, I know it's a long way, but we won't have to do it again for some time". "Gidardofit"

by Pullinger August 4, 2018

gwardo

Most Gwardos are usually above the 450 mark on the scale. They have chicken oil in their fat rolls and shower once every millenium. Not only is their body fat, but they act fat as nuts. They smell like dognuts became a candle and you just walked into a Bath and Body Works.

That kid is a greasy obese nincompoop, he must be Gwardo.

by McQuuens February 20, 2020

Girardoni Air Rifle

A repeating rifle that was near silent and held up to 22 .46 caliber balls at once made in 1780, that like the Kentucky rifle and Puckle Gun disproves the argument that "The second amendment was only intended for muskets." as it predates the second amendment by 9 years. Also, Thomas Jefferson owned one, it was adopted by the Austrian Army and used until 1815, and one was used in the Lewis and Clark Expedition. Also known as the Windbüchse in German.

guy 1: THE SECOND AMENDMENT WAS ONLY INTENDED FOR MUSKETS
guy 2: wrong, look up the Girardoni Air Rifle

by Dat Cat June 18, 2020