A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate
by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009
1.) A very old worn-out, yet well loved teddy bear that is still in use. It has had limbs sewn back on, lopsided limbs/eyes/nose/mouth, missing eyes/nose/limbs/stuffing, matted/patched, and/or faded coloring. It has been drooled on, used as a tissue to wipe away snot, tears and/or blood, and used as a napkin.
2.) A twisted pet name for a lover that is handicaped by some form or other being from accident, injury, surgery or birth.
2.) A twisted pet name for a lover that is handicaped by some form or other being from accident, injury, surgery or birth.
1.) Wow! That teddy bear is so old! It's falling apart! She still sleeps with that? Damn! That's one gimpy bear!
2.) I love you my gimpy bear! You are so cute and sweet, even though you are missing an arm.
2.) I love you my gimpy bear! You are so cute and sweet, even though you are missing an arm.
by irishprincess1374 July 11, 2009
by ididntwritethis February 24, 2010
by Becky What Is A Ginger July 6, 2008
Burger-"the Gimpy Lovers"
One of the Gimpy Lovers-(In dumbass disabled version voice)"Shut you GOB!"
One of the Gimpy Lovers-(In dumbass disabled version voice)"Shut you GOB!"
by GirlSkater February 23, 2004
the way one hanicap person will define one with a greater handicap.
someone who overexaggerates an mild injury for attention
someone who overexaggerates an mild injury for attention
by JILL h February 5, 2006
when a girl bends her arm up at the elbow and jacks you off using the crease now formed between the forearm and bicep. this works well with any lubrication suck as: spit, vaseline, sweat, vag juice, or even crisco.
Dude, i walked in on my mom giving my dad the gimpy chicken wing! I didnt even think they knew what that was.
by joeshsamp1 September 9, 2010