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Groming

Insert a thunder God strikes you down with their lightning.

Examples Zeus in the hit concept album "Epic: The Musical: The Thunder Saga", written by Mr. Jalapeño, played by Luke Holt, song "Thunder Bringer" where Zeus kills Odysseus's crew.
That Igor sure does grom.

Athena sure did get gromed in the "Wisdom Saga".

That ginger is really groming in the psych ward.
by gayer cheese August 31, 2024
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Gnoming

When someone looks for gnomes. Most people do it when insane. (Watch out if you are looking this up) You could go gnoming in your garden.
I was feeling quite bored so I decided to go gnoming.

OR
I am going insane doing all my homework and so I went to my garden to go gnoming.
by lol I pop February 6, 2024
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Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?
Have you been garden gnoming lately?
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Garden Gnoming

The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)
If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?
by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025
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