geriatric popsicle stand

A shitty nursing home

Ty: ready to go

Mrs bell: hell yeah let’s get the hell out of this geriatric popsicle stand

by Heartlandfan666 September 14, 2020

fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.

The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

by inf1nity May 14, 2008

Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.

That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.

by IneedanID June 16, 2011

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

Geriatric Moment

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence

Aw man, I just had a geriatric moment.

by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019

Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.

Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.

by FatGimp December 16, 2019

geriatric

Used to describe a dog that is attracted to other dogs of the same sex

look at that geriatric dog fucking another dog

by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023