Sorry folks, the bathroom is off limits. I just blew a gasket in there.
That fart sounded nasty. Did you blow a gasket?
That fart sounded nasty. Did you blow a gasket?
by YorickDCJ July 30, 2019
1) Mechanic: We will need to tow your car to the garage you have blown a gasket.
2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.
2)User 1: Grrrr! Windows has shit itself again and Blue screened.
User 2: Don't blow a gasket I have a Linux installation disk-set here, you can use them to permenantly fix the problem.
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
Anal sex with your girlfriend... but what you dont know is she is prairie doggin' it. You slip your dick in her anus and a ring of shit oozes out around your dick.
My buddy was with this girl he randomly met at the bar. He took her home and had his first blown gasket experience.
by Mikey Trums 18 April 28, 2010
The imaginary anatomical part that gets dislodged when one defecates profusely under duress, often involving "spraying" of shit.
by Two horsecocks for Sister Sara February 22, 2007
Papery material that sticks to your genitalia during defecation in a public restroom when using a toilet seat cover.
Ahh man I didn’t realize I got ass gasket cling-on’s all over my knob from that quick trip shit I took earlier.
by That island guy April 16, 2021
where are the paper ass gaskets at?
by jessie calderon October 27, 2003
When your woman gives you some head (a blowjob) and being the respectable gal she is she wraps her lips tightly around your magnificent manhood as you cum to a rousing climax. As it turns out, she had been bringing you to the edge so many times that your body kept producing that baby gravy and by the time you finally released your man chowder the volume was far too much for her to handle. Schlong juice spurts from the broken seal of her lips on your bitch impaler. Often, splooge will spew from her nose and her ears may pop.
Raymond: Damn, woman! You leakin' everywhere! You got blown head gaskets, bitch. Now finish up on old Ray's dick and then go wash that shit off yourself so I can give you a little hug.
by theinstigator September 16, 2016