Garnik is the most wide guy existing, he's very handsome and every boy immediately falls in love with him just by looking at his face. He's a great pilot and will recreate 9/11 with you, so romantic! If you see him don't hesitate and go ask him out ASAP! If your name isn't Felix he will almost guaranteed say yes! But watch out, don't look at him too long because he will run up to you and hit you to the moon and you will be talking to the moon like Bruno Mars.
Aaron: OMG! is that Garnik?!
Felix: Yes, he's so handsome and hot, he almost looks like The Rock!
Aaron: Damn, I'm too nervous to ask him out!
Felix: Don't worry, he only rejects me...
Felix: Yes, he's so handsome and hot, he almost looks like The Rock!
Aaron: Damn, I'm too nervous to ask him out!
Felix: Don't worry, he only rejects me...
by caye!!!!!!! March 8, 2022
Get the Garnik mug.Garnette is a name derived from the word Garnet which is a dark red crystal. This is a name that belongs to the most wonderful girl you can ever meet. A kind of girl superior to the rest; the most awesome, most beautiful girl in the world (Well.... in my opinion anyway). She is caring, loving and so so smart. She's the one person that will be there for you anytime that you need her, the one who's laugh can make your day, the one who's smile just makes you a little happier, the one who can always make you laugh coz she's just so naturally funny, even when she doesn't mean to be. She is amazing at sports (especially basketball.... coz that's like her favourite sport). Sometimes she may be a little tense and can be very intimidating, but it is only to the ones who don't treat her well. She is a spontaneous, awesome, person. She is extremely hyper and it can be a bit hard to keep up with her but the effort is always worth it. Very lovable, you can't hate her no matter how much you try. Deffinitely very random. Fun person to be around. She is someone you can hold tight and truly care for, because she makes you feel special, because she loves you. And sometimes I can treat her in a way that may make her think that I don't care but that can never ever happen because she is the bestest friend a girl can have and i don't whether or not she knows but I love her so so so much♡♥♡♥♡
Michael: Who's that awesome girl that came over here last night?
Zachary: Oh yeah... That was Garnette..
Zachary: Oh yeah... That was Garnette..
by JeamieLovesYOU♡♡ October 4, 2015
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A prematurely balding dude who is pretty legit, and loyal to his friends. Hung like a Golden Warrior Gold Lightan. Well known fact that he can turn a librarian into a squirter.
"Yeah, I went home with Garnett last night. Y'know, it's never happened before but I went off like a fire hose! 14 hit combo!"
by el ucraniano loco February 8, 2010
Get the Garnett mug.Possibly the most retarded school in the tdsb. Smells like shit, the washrooms r filled with unflushed shit, generally speaking the school is shit. Half the kids there don’t even go to school for the purpose of school they just go there to smoke in the field the entire day and wear fake Gucci to try and flex on absolutely no one because they don’t understand that no one gives a shit. It’s rlly funny acc.
“Bro wsup”
“Yo what school u at next year”
“The one that smells like weed and shit”
“Which one”
“Marc garneau”
“Oh fuck miss me with that”
“Yo what school u at next year”
“The one that smells like weed and shit”
“Which one”
“Marc garneau”
“Oh fuck miss me with that”
by Palacethrasher October 22, 2018
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by squadonfleek January 1, 2015
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