Lady Gargles

terrible singer (real name Lady Gaga)

No fashion sense
Freak

No one likes her

"have you heard that new lady gaga song?"

"whos lady gaga???"

"oh wait... Lady Gargles..."
"Oh yeah, that piece of shit"

by kookles macphee August 1, 2009

Gargle Blasters

Loretta's house band in South Park.

Hey, are you going to see the Gargle Blasters?

I dunno, where are they playing?

At Loretta's.

Oh. Yeah! That's in South Park.

I know. It sucks they took out the bridge.

by Doc Maynard November 17, 2010

piss gargling

What is says on the packet really. The art of gargling your own piss, or the piss of another, as you would mouth wash. Very popular with watersport enthusiasts and Jane Fonda (who claims it keeps her healthy). I would imagine it is bad for halitosis.

I wouldn't kiss her after I found out she was a piss gargler.

by Lord Football March 20, 2005

cum gargle

When, after a person receives the ejaculate of a man in their mouth, without swallowing, uses the sputum as they would mouth wash. Once the ejecta is in the back of the throat, the 'gargler' then provokes a flexing and relaxing of the throat muscles, whilst exhaling, which creates a bubbling milk-paste effect.

In scene #2 of Bukkake Love, the young Japanese adult actress Yuso Asso takes the male protagonist actor's semen into her mouth, throws her head back, and then gargles his cum in her mouth. This action makes Yuso a cum gargler.

by Robert Wicker April 8, 2009

Queef Gargle

1. What occurs when a girl has a queef immediately following intercourse, when semen is still inside her vagina.

Girl: Put it in me.
Man: Why certainly, milady.

Man puts it in her.

Man thrusts.

Girl: Yippy!
Man: Well this is dandy!

Man finishes.

Man takes it out.

Girl releases massive queef gargle.

Man (pleasantly surprised): Oh Nancy, what WON’T you do?

by youreceivethehole7 September 1, 2009

Gargle a douche

A nicer way to say 'fuck you in the mouth' by inference. This is especially bad when said to a heterosexual man.

You can go gargle a douche, dude.

by dallas_starfall September 17, 2016

Meat gargling

to gargle the juices or the actual meat of the mans genitals and to make a good frothy mess =)

-meat gargling is when the women sucks man. man makes her unconfetable with extreme deepthroat..she has to gargle!

by meow.com October 2, 2009