Garfunkel

(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone

2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs

1. (verb)“Holy shit Randy just garfunkelled the shit out of Meatball”

2.(noun) Well, Garfunkel

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022

Garfunkel

When you jerk off violently while crying and standing up in your sleep

Last night was a rough night. I think I Garfunkeled all over my room because I woke up sticky.

by SlimeyT March 2, 2024

Garfunkeling

GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.

Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.

by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022