Gandalfed

To be Gandalfed is to be blocked or stopped from passing

Hey Pete I tried to overtake you on the way home and you totally Gandalfed me!

"having my mate around on a night out is a real cock Gandalf"

by Wilsond December 23, 2013

Gandalf

Something which kicks your (fucking) face off. Amazing.

"Did the DJ kick your (fucking) face off?"
"Yes, he was fucking Gandalf!!"

by Sigmund Freud November 03, 2004

Gandalf

A resident of the FFShrine message board and Rotten Tomatoes. The biggest flaming homosexual on earth, who yet claims to hate anal sex.

Gandalf is such a flaming homosexual.

by Sarah February 08, 2005

Gandalfed

Getting a woman on her knees and ejaculating on her chin so it drips and looks like a beard

I took Kayleigh home and gandalfed her.

by stubblehead August 10, 2016

Gandalfing

A Sex act that entails spreading ones asshole and yelling “You Shall Not Pass!” directly into it.

Kerry (a short squat hobbit looking girl) is bent over by a man that looks like Ellen Degeneres. He spreads her asshole and yells YOU SHALL NOT PASS directly into it. He has just gandalfed her. He has done the sex act Gandalfing.

by Tizms September 27, 2017

Gandalf

The act of shooting seaman on a women's chin area so that it drips off looking like the long white beard of Gandalf.

Great Gandalf, your seaman makes me look like an old wizard

by Titsmcgeesax October 07, 2010

Gandalfing

Verb; To Gandalf.
Is the act of denying an opponent's pass, shot or cross during competitive play by means of solid blocking.
Is most notably and skilfully executed by UNSW women's football players.

'Did you see her? She totally Gandalfed the shit out of that Nowra chick's shot'
or
"Look at how bad Apia are at Gandalfing"

by UNSW May 24, 2012