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Crowd funding

Shut up about the crowd funding he's telling people to cut him a check and he has a million times more money than I do... And not ME Hym but him him.
Hym "OH JEEZ! YEP! THE CROWD FUNDING! THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM ISN'T IT!? I'M NOT CROWD FUNDING!"
by Hym Iam April 3, 2023
mugGet the Crowd fundingmug.

dumb fund

Is some who thinks their ideas are so great every one will buy it ,and thinks of them self as highly educated. They think they have the ability to manipulate others ideas about what they should do in the moment.
Gil is such a Dumb fund. She is trying to head but a donkey, but she couldn't even tie her own shoe laces. And the donkeys already winning.
by mistyc March 1, 2016
mugGet the dumb fundmug.

cum fund

The emergency supply of cash that one should always have available to restock on lube, tissues, sex dolls, toys, flesh lights, prostitutes, claro wipes to clean off your key board, desk, and computer. The fund shall be of a man or woman's greatest importance of never being low on available cash for we all know why
Friend: hey bro I need to tap into my cum fund tonight, lubes low and the flagpoles high
Understanding friend: I getcha bro had to do the same for a box of tissues and a new blow up sex doll
by Happy turd June 17, 2015
mugGet the cum fundmug.

Shrub Fund

The Kudos Investment Management Global Diversified Fund is a Shrub Fund.
by Sax4 July 9, 2009
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Environmental Fund

An environmental fund is a pool of financial resources channeled at projects or organizations whose objectives significantly contribute to either the prevention, mitigation or reversal of negative anthropogenic interactions with the environment. -Babatope B.B. (2021)
by Helluo Librorum Consult May 21, 2021
mugGet the Environmental Fundmug.

The Nicole Fund

A charity for children that have parents that don’t love them enough to buy clothes, phones etc.
Look at that shitty phone, why don’t you hit up the Nicole Fund
by Luke Piewalker January 20, 2018
mugGet the The Nicole Fundmug.

Hedge Fund

Money set aside for a womans bikini wax job.
"Girl it looks like a jungle down there." "Yeah, I'm gonna have to cash in my hedge fund to get that cleaned up."
by Aint Jamima August 3, 2009
mugGet the Hedge Fundmug.

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