fuckpuppet

1. A synonym for "slut". 2. A synonym for "fucktard".

1. Mary is such a fuckpuppet, the whole hockey team had a turn.
2. Jim was late for work again, that stupid fuckpuppet.

by The Mad Steve April 22, 2011

Fuckuppery

Fu-cku-ppery (verb) {fuh-kuh-per-ree} : The act one engages in either intentionally or unintentionally, whilst aiming to get themselves well and truly fucked up. This may achieved through either;

1) a state of inebriation induced by overindulgence of either alcohol or drugs - prescription or illicit, or;

2) a state of personal and interpersonal apoptosis resulting from a lifestyle choice or course of action designed to bring about a fall from grace.

3) any combination of the above.

A period of fuckuppery may last anything from a few minutes, as in the case of Nitrous Oxide or DMT, up to months or even years in the case of severe occupational drug use, alcohol dependency, unwillingness to take responsibility for the consequences of ones own actions and watching television.

Whilst short-term fuckuppery can be excellent as social lubricant, stress reliever and dating aid long-term fuckuppery is very rarely beneficial in any way other than comedy value.

Now that's what I call fucking fierce, man. Ah well, never mind. I never did like that fucking evil blonde twatsack anyway. Merry Christmas and seasons fuckuppery to you and your kin!!

by doombadger December 23, 2010

fuckmullet

A social networking site user (i.e. livevideo,youtube) that is such a social misfit they have to create 100's of soc accounts to spew hate with their usual fucktardedness.

The user carries on multiple conversations with themselves and the voices in their head via blog comments or liveshow broadcasts. These users are the lowest form of life found on the interwebs and normally reside in Canada.

Person1: Did you see that kanuck fucktard talking all that shit in the blogs then replying to himself with his own soc accounts? lulz!

Person2: Yea he is definitely a fuckmullet from the word go.

by milkingtheLVlulzcows June 9, 2009

fuckupery

noun: the quality of a situation that has been extremely fucked up.

Grandma wasn't invited thanks to the wedding planner's fuckupery.

by Hee Suh July 29, 2012

Fuckule

A combination of hot steamy sex and heart warming cuddles. Fuckule is when you fuck and cuddle. Used to refer to both those activities at once, or for when you quickly follow one up with another.

Me to my boyfriend: "Hey babe, wana fuckule in my bed or on the couch?"

by misao129 January 16, 2023

Fuckulent

A juicy and sexy way to say the word "fuck" with more emphasis. It is a very successful way to achieve your daily fuck.

OH!!!! YES!!! Soooo fuckulent!!!!
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Your dick is SOOOO fuckulent!
Im cuming!cuming!!!!! fuckulent!!!!
Fuckulent your ass, bitch
Fuckulent Mrs. Rodge
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My vagina is fuckulent!
Suck my cliterous, you fuckulent bastard!!!!!!

by Fresh Balling May 17, 2008

fuckbullet

An individual who has sexual intercourse and ejaculates as quick as a speeding bullet.

A person who only has incredibly short sex sessions.

1. My boyfriend is a total fuckbullet. I wish he was a real man!

by 1ronM0ng3r May 1, 2008