monkey fuck

v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (I take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)

Sheila monkey fucked my cigarette.

by Shabba December 17, 2004

Monkey fuck

When you light one cigarette off another cigarette.

Shit dude, my lighters dead... Mind if I get a monkey fuck?

by Jason Mark Smith December 27, 2007

monkey fuck

to light a cigarette with another cigarette.

say, let me get a monkey fuck off your cigarette.

by e caskey March 24, 2003

monkey fucking

when you are smoking a cigarette and you light the second cigarette with the first.

Dave enjoys monkey fucking outside of his dorm.

by you deal with me or you deal with the UP August 31, 2006

Monkey Fuck

To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.

Sharon I need to Monkey Fuck your smoke as I can't find the lighter.

by lochon October 25, 2009

monkey fucking

Attempting to fuck while wearing clothes.

Alyssa and Chad were monkey fucking in the bedroom because they were scared about getting caught with their clothes off when Alyssa's mom showed up to pick her up.

by Yo dude it's me January 28, 2007

monkey fucking

A sexual position involving a large woman and two five gallon buckets. The woman assumes a position where her asshole is pointed so that the best angle to fuck her is straight down, at which point you climb upon the two buckets and then proceed to fuck her in a vertical motion with your penis at a dick bending 180 degree angle. Most importantly you must then smack her ass cheeks with both hands with every successive thrust, giving you the appearance of a monkey hopping up and down with flailing arms. NOises are optional, but always appreciated

Call up your mom and tell your friend Bussy to bring some buckets, we are gonna do some monkey fucking tonight

by philip anselmo March 10, 2007