oh balls fuck my life

an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.

tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.

by whaddup tara-lee October 21, 2008

fucking love my life

"fucking love my life" is a term which is used when a person really loves/ is proud of his life.

Mark: Hey, just heard you got a promotion!
Jack: Yeah! I fucking love my life!

by IAmSpix May 19, 2016

Got life fucked up

Thinking someone is stupid; trying to downplay someone's brutal/calculating capabilities; trying to mess someone over; assuming that someone gives a fuck about how you feel.

If you think we are still on good terms after you switched up on me, you got life fucked up in a BIG way.

Synonymous with the term: "Got me fucked up"

by D20202000 February 1, 2022

welp shit, fuck my life

When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.

them: Imma just do it my way.
you: Welp shit, Fuck my life.

by marvshub June 25, 2021

you fucking suck at life

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.

"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"

by mackadilly June 4, 2008

fuck my actual life

This is what you say when you life totally sucks cock.

Dave: "You've lost everything"
Me : ''Fuck my actual life!"

by Lifesuckscock September 16, 2013

get the fuck out my life

To go away n have nothin to do with me

Get the fuck out my life a never wanna see you again

by Samyullll September 3, 2017