One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

stay away from those oranges jack

a silly ahh video about a guy saying stay away from those oranges jack and then swinging his penis and then showing his ass to the screen and farting

yo bro have you seen the stay away from those oranges jack video

by palo da bean November 12, 2023

HELL AWAY FROM ME

Check the get the (???) Mug part

GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME MUG

by Nathankyami November 28, 2023

Get the fuck away from me

Leave, go, end, get out, leave me along, fuck off,

Fuck off

Get as far away from me as humanly possible

"Go away ×1000000"

When someone tells you get the fuck away from me you leave them alone.

by Kae gr July 22, 2023

Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away

Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!

by bshoey006 June 29, 2022

Ruining Away From Life

The artful act of destroying your current life circumstances by avoiding your daily responsibilities for a momentary fleeting glimpse of what "the grass on the other side of the fence" looks like compared to your current life trajectory.

The web-dwelling hermit realized he was Ruining Away From Life suddenly while deep into an Urban Dictionary vocabulary session instead of facing his actual homework assignment, learning how to pronounce the word "trailer" properly, which was due literally three years ago.

by RalphhplaR August 25, 2022

I'm not letting you take this away from me

I have individual rights. I can do things other can not and I DID. I have RIGHT to the credit. And I RIGHT to be paid.

Hym "I'm not letting you take this away from me."

by Hym Iam October 18, 2025