Kissing the Fridge

When a girl primarily smooches on food from the fridge instead of her boyfriends mouth or other erogenous zones.

Boy I ain't gonna kiss your dirty ass. 'I'm making out with this piece of fudge and strawberry! I'm kissing the fridge man..'

by De'Forchaser Smortlekoff April 17, 2011

fridge taste

the taste that food aqquires after being in the fridge too long.

"oh man, you're chocolate tastes like the smell of your fridge, it's got fridge taste!"
"dude, that's disgusting, why?"
"cause your dang fridge smells bad, clean that shit up!"

by nickynoodle May 7, 2007

Fridge Ninja

A Coworker who repeatedly filtches other peoples food from the office refridgerator

Dude, your pizza was totally taken by fridge ninjas.

by Dementedreindeer January 16, 2009

Fridge Opening Syndrome

When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.

Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."

by Nick-Nac December 9, 2011

Fridge Koala

A female small enough, that while having sex with her, you can hold her with one arm and walk to the fridge and grab a beer at the same time.

Brad was with John and saw a short good looking girl at the bar. Brad knowing he could walk to the fridge and grab a beer while having sex with her said: "oh man look at that hot fridge koala over there!"

by Jonesy1867 June 13, 2013

Fridgepillaging

Raiding a fridge in search of something or anything.

I was fridgepillaging when I found the ham that was past its expiry date.

by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014

fridge diamond

Redneck saying for the ice buildup that occurs during freezer burn.

"Look MA! We gots some fridge diamonds"

by Syn8 July 18, 2014