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Freshness Level

The Freshness Level (FLv) is a personal, self-evaluation of one's current state of being, which ranges on a scale from 0 to 100. Simply put, it quantifies one’s current ‘mood’ into a single number.
Freshness Level Scale

FLv 0: Dead.

FLv 1-9: Rock bottom. You feel absolutely terrible; there is practically nothing that can restore this state other than time or passing. (Terminal disease, death of a loved one, guilty court sentence, etc.)

FLv 10-19: Extremely low. You feel like locking yourself into a room so you can drown in your own sorrows. (Ended relationship, fired from job, extended depression, etc.)

FLv 20-29: Very low. Life absolutely sucks, but you’ll get over it sooner or later. (Broken bones, petty theft victim, crashed car, etc.)

FLv 30-39: Quite low. You’re in a pretty bad mood; people better stay away from you for now. (Rejection letter, hangover, fight with partner, etc.)

FLv 40-49: Below average. You’re okay, but hopefully the day will get better. (Monday morning, bad weather, small headache, etc.)

FLv 50-59: Above average. You feel pretty good; the day turned out to be better than expected. (Clear sky and sunshine, discount purchase, good food, etc.)

FLv 60-69: Quite high. You’re in a good mood and often wonder why you don’t feel like this every day. (Weekend just started, barbeque with family, payday, etc.)

FLv 70-79: Very high. You feel great and it’s written all over your face. (Vacation, amazing sex, skydiving, etc.)

FLv 80-89: Extremely high. Life is amazing, period. (Graduation, new car purchase, big job promotion, etc.)

FLv 90-100: Cloud nine. You feel absolutely ecstatic. Is this heaven? (Wedding day, child birth, winning lottery, etc.)
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Freshie

look at dat freshie actin like he b a don
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Freshie

A freshman at a high school or college campus.
Look at that lost freshie he doesn’t even know where the cafeteria is.
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freshlessness

The state of feeling tremendously freshless.
The state of having lost freshness or purity.

adj. freshless
adv. freshlessly
After masturbating to gay Danish porn, I feel a certain freshlessness come over me.

Rate the freshlessness of these celebrity vaginas on a scale of 0 to 10:
- Paris Hilton
- Madonna
- Britney Spears
- Dane Cook
- Tila Tequila
- Casey Johnson
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Mount Freshness

A very tall person who participates in extra curricular activities such as stealing,basketball, and occasionally jumping.Very tall and muscular structure that allows him/her to play basketball succesfully.
Wow!that dude over there is such a Mount Freshness!
by connor1994 May 11, 2010
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Pantene Freshness

during a blow job a man pulls out and cums in the girls hair and precedes to rub it in. sometimes without the girl knowing
Dude Billy Pantene Freshnessed Taylor the other night before she went to dinner with her mom
by The Triple M August 1, 2010
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freshie

Someone who has just entered a english speaking country, and has poor english skills and has a very odd and mocked accent. Normally a person who has moved from a eastern country to a western country;

e.g. India to UK

Most of them wear trampy clothes (most asian freshies wear sandals the whole year round), and education is all they talk about.

If it is an asian freshy, then their man aim is to get their children to get all A*, and for their children to go to oxford uni.
White man: wass up dawg?
Freshy: vat about my dog? Yes, my son just got 6 A for A level. He is goin oxford uni.
White man: Blad, did i wanna noe dat? You are sum top freshie.
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