cum freckles

When a man explosively ejaculates on someone's face leaving it speckled in freckles of semen.

To explode cum onto another person's face.

I am going to give her cum freckles when I hit climax

As Tom reached climax point he sprayed his load on Jenny's face leaving her with some new cum freckles.

by LOLTROLL!!!111oneoneone April 13, 2011

Not Freckles

Term used to describe anything ugly or displeasing in nature. (Origin: from offensive sight of blemishes on face, politely refered to as "Not-Freckles)

Person A: Did that guy just flip you off?
Person B: Yeah, that was so Not Freckles of him.

Alternately:

Person C: Hey, do you think Person X is cute?
Person D: Nah, he's totally not freckles, with his hump and all of those Not-Freckles on his face/body.

by Ian Chen May 2, 2005

Toilet Freckles

The little spots of poop that sometimes get stuck on the inside of the toilet above the water.

Dude, you really need to clean your crapper. There's so many toilet freckles.

by TheDeffil October 28, 2010

Blowing Freckles

The spray pattern of fine fecal particles produced by moist flatus (wet fart)

I got pinkeye from my brother blowing freckles in my face.

by microland June 13, 2014

Shmeckel freckles

A minor case of sh*t d*ck.

Yo, last night I put just the tip in her bum and when I pulled out she farted and gave me shmeckel freckles.💩🤢

by Anonymousleader Shitshowery November 14, 2022

Gave her freckles

When you choke your partner so hard during intercourse that the blood vessels in their face, cheeks, and around their eyes, pop and it’s looks like they have freckles.

“John choked Cindy so hard he gave her freckles”

by SithyNine May 31, 2018

felixs_cute_freckles

A queen who is basically felixsexual as she said 😌✋ she is an amazing queen stan her for clear skin 💅 angelic voice asf 😩👌 anyways UNPROBLEMATIC QUEEN

"did you see felixs_cute_freckles new video?
"No but I'll make sure to check it out

by hyunjins_epic_hairband December 30, 2020