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Stands for Fake Penis Syndrome. When the front of a man's pants stands out, as if he has an erection or the chubs.
"Dude...that guy over there is eye-fucking you hardcore. I think it's because of your FPS."
"Is that Andy Dick?"
FPS by SubUrban Drummer May 19, 2010
Friend Protective Services - a place called to protect friends from violent friends and/or losers.
If you don't stop kicking my ass I'm gonna call FPS on you.
FPS by kvanessa April 29, 2015
That girl has fps
Fps by Allie2018 January 16, 2018
Whenever she wears yoga pants you can tell she has FPS.
FPS by BigWack24 November 1, 2018
Fucks per second.

A unit of how much you care for the video URL someone sent you.
Johnny sent me this hilarious cat video. Totally high Fps.
Fps by Noitwalker August 7, 2020