fountain valley 

The most over looked city in Orange County. Most people who live in The OC haven't heard of it. For those who don't know, it is between Huntington Beach, Westminister, and Santa Ana. It is home to about 2 Starbucks cafes and 20 7-11's.

Fountain Valley is so small and lame that the town motto is: A nice place to live.

Yep, stolen straight outta Back to the Future.

Person 1: I live in Fountain Valley.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In Orange County.
Person 2: Oh SWEET! You must be like, RICH!
Person 1: No. *punches Person 2*

fountain valley by Islam Is My Friend September 12, 2005

Fountain of Youth 

Mystic water that has the abilities to make whoever drinks it or bathes in it younger.

old man into young man. Young man into kid. Kid into baby

Fountain of Youth by taz May 4, 2004

Fountain of Youth 

Having the female grab her ankles without bending her knees. Then give her a diet coke enema...as soon as the soda gets in her ass shove in a couple of mentos. The outcoming spray is the fountain of youth.

My girl blasted the wall from the fountain of youth I gave her.

Fountain of Youth by 69eater July 24, 2009

fountain city 

the most boring place on earth

dude, i gotta get tha fuck outta fountain city

fountain city by paesh March 6, 2005

Fountain Dew

(noun) Mountain Dew served from a restaurant fountain. Much fizzier, less caffeinated, and more watery than its bottled counterpart.

A: What do you wanna drink? They have Mountain Dew.
B: Nah. That's Fountain Dew. Apples and oranges, dude.

Fountain Dew by Rochelle Affleck September 25, 2005

fountain smuggler 

A female who has liquid projectile orgasms.

Holy shit dude why are you all wet?

Oh it's just pussy juice. I was just with Pam, she's a real fountain smuggler!

fountain smuggler by zzzaxx August 3, 2010

fountain job 

A fountain job is a blowjob that is so good it ends in an eruptive-like orgasm, most likely coating the partner in semen.

Dude, Marietta gave me the best fountain job last night.

fountain job by It'safountainjob January 3, 2018