forwardiot

An idiot who keeps forwarding shit to you

If that damn forwardiot sends me ONE more link to hotplumbersandtheircracks.com, I'll kill him.

by A Cann May 25, 2007

unfortunate forward hairline

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.

Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

by sticky tech January 8, 2012

forearm

The part of the arm that spans from the elbow to the wrist.

People that work with their hands might have muscular forearms.

by fiddly May 28, 2006

Fast Forward Time

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.

Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!

by Cptn Obvious April 16, 2009

Fast-Forward Movie

A b-movie rented for the sole purpose of fast-forwarding through to, to get to the good parts. (i.e. The scenes with tits).

Hey, I just rented a fast-forward movie. I think it's called "Dark Harvest 3." According to the MPAA rating on the back, this movie has "gratuitous nudity."

by NUTCRUNCHER April 8, 2010

back back forward

To dive and tackle someone to the ground. Named for Raiden's move in Mortal Kombat. Also Bob Nelson

Take my welfare check? BACK BACK FORWARD!! (while diving)

by DJ Illnutz March 28, 2003

Whacker's forearm

a bulge in one's forearm as a result of masturbating in excess.

Johnny had Whacker's forearm after Jane went on vacation.

by Mark Ruberti May 20, 2007