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forensic sweep

An activity performed after sex with someone to prevent your bf/gf or other partner(s) from finding out. The idea is to remove all forms of physical and circumstantial evidence that could arouse suspiscion or guilt.

These activities include, but are not limited to, intensely vacuuming the bedroom and other areas the person may have been. Using a lint roller on your bed to remove hairs, eyelashes, nails, etc, and spraying your bed with perfume/cologne. This is especially effective if you are too lazy to change the sheets. Other activities conducted in a forensic sweep include checking the bathroom for hairs, and looking for/eliminating condom wrappers (safest if cut into pieces and flushed down the toilet).
Jenny had an affair last night, but conducted a thorough forensic sweep so what her boyfriend would not find out.
forensic sweep by Dmeister669 January 19, 2009

forensicist 

An individual that works in one of the many fields of forensics.
The forensicist produced the evidence against the defendant.
forensicist by TheForensicist March 2, 2011

forensic entomology

A science using bugs and insects, as well as by extension their eggs and larvae development, to forrnsically analyze a crime scene
Since I'm a history major, I'm not an expert in forensic entomology

Forensic 

I don't know what this means but it sounds pretty scientifical.
Iam "She was training to be a forensic investigator... So that's why no evidence..."

Hym "So I guess dumb whore was a bit of a misnomer. Should have went with 'disgusting whore'. That one seems to bother her more."
Forensic by Hym Iam April 27, 2022

Forensic Chemist 

Someone who sucks out the souls of small children on sunday evenings. Usually derives pleasure from taking away the social life of teenagers and kicking puppies.
Man, sometimes my parents can be such forensic chemists.

forensicologist

1. One who employs the use of science and/or technology to investigate and establish facts in criminal or civil court cases is a forensicologist.

2. One who by virtue of experience, training, and/or education is qualified to give expert opinion testimony in a criminal or civil proceding in a court of compotent jurisdiction.
A medical practitioner called by either side or by the court to give expert opinion testimony concerning physical and/or monetary damage sustained by a party in litigation is a forensicologist.