Fried chicken and rice and pea. These food items are never paid for, always stolen, because as everyone knows "chimp no need pay mon".
Chimp in takeaway: me wan' fried chicken and rice and pea mon.
Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.
Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.
Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.
Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.
by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009
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Food mms;
A picture message of food someone is about to enjoy
(v).
food mmsing;
The rewarding act of sending someone you know a picture or video message of a meal which you are about to enjoy.
the reward can be sadistic in nature and comes from the
knowing that the person you are food-mmsing is stuck at the office eating a cold packed lunch, and/or that you are about to consume their favourite food and they are completely unable to join you in these affairs, and thus can proceed to enjoy the meal with the additional gratification of being assured a frustrated response from the second party.
food mmsing works best when you make small additional efforts to add vivid, concise text descriptions to the mms.
For example when food mmsing a picture of an iced coffee, here are some suggestions to complement the shot for maximum impact:
ie. "Nothing beats a delicious iced coffee with cream! Mmm, this is so delicious, want some?"
eg. "I am absolutely going to smash this immaculate iced coffee with soft sweet cream! pure indulgence!"
The picture of the food should be as clear as possible, and for maximum impact try holding up a spoonful / forkful of the food to the lens so the intended recipient knows it's on its way to your mouth.
Food mms;
A picture message of food someone is about to enjoy
(v).
food mmsing;
The rewarding act of sending someone you know a picture or video message of a meal which you are about to enjoy.
the reward can be sadistic in nature and comes from the
knowing that the person you are food-mmsing is stuck at the office eating a cold packed lunch, and/or that you are about to consume their favourite food and they are completely unable to join you in these affairs, and thus can proceed to enjoy the meal with the additional gratification of being assured a frustrated response from the second party.
food mmsing works best when you make small additional efforts to add vivid, concise text descriptions to the mms.
For example when food mmsing a picture of an iced coffee, here are some suggestions to complement the shot for maximum impact:
ie. "Nothing beats a delicious iced coffee with cream! Mmm, this is so delicious, want some?"
eg. "I am absolutely going to smash this immaculate iced coffee with soft sweet cream! pure indulgence!"
The picture of the food should be as clear as possible, and for maximum impact try holding up a spoonful / forkful of the food to the lens so the intended recipient knows it's on its way to your mouth.
Stef (sitting in office at the computer): *phone goes off*... *opens message* .... "Oh that bastard!"
Jack (also in office): "Anything the matter Stef?"
Stef: "That bastard arsehole friend of mine from school just sent me a picture of a coffee flan that he's about to eat, I love coffee flan!!"
Jack: "Har har har cop it sweet, sounds to me like you've just been hit with a food mms!!"
Jack (also in office): "Anything the matter Stef?"
Stef: "That bastard arsehole friend of mine from school just sent me a picture of a coffee flan that he's about to eat, I love coffee flan!!"
Jack: "Har har har cop it sweet, sounds to me like you've just been hit with a food mms!!"
by gonzo.0 August 23, 2009
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by DrumlineDad December 9, 2015
Get the food shivers mug.The population of students who increase the need for a curve or scale in a class, specifically due to poor grade performance.
The curve fodder primarily thrive in college environments, perhaps due to the abundance of chemical resources. However, they have been observed developing in earlier stages of education.
The creature can be identified by its notorious, wide-eyed and confused response when presented with a test, and can be found at the conclusion of the class frantically scratching down random work and answers as the instructor forcibly demands it from them.
The curve fodder is your ticket to a better grade, as long as they continue to do worse than you. Respect the curve fodder, as there will be inevitably a time at which you will find yourself a part of their collective.
The curve fodder primarily thrive in college environments, perhaps due to the abundance of chemical resources. However, they have been observed developing in earlier stages of education.
The creature can be identified by its notorious, wide-eyed and confused response when presented with a test, and can be found at the conclusion of the class frantically scratching down random work and answers as the instructor forcibly demands it from them.
The curve fodder is your ticket to a better grade, as long as they continue to do worse than you. Respect the curve fodder, as there will be inevitably a time at which you will find yourself a part of their collective.
"I just got back from that final, I heard 75% of the class didn't finish. Curve fodder ftw."
*notices someone's single digit score, announces "A WILD CURVE FODDER APPEARED"*
"Oh man... definitely was reppin the curve fodder on that last test. The guy next to me got twice my score."
Instructor: "Okay, times up..."
Curve fodder: *writing*
Instructor: "I need the tests..."
Curve fodder: *writing faster*
Instructor: "Tests now or you all get zeros"
*notices someone's single digit score, announces "A WILD CURVE FODDER APPEARED"*
"Oh man... definitely was reppin the curve fodder on that last test. The guy next to me got twice my score."
Instructor: "Okay, times up..."
Curve fodder: *writing*
Instructor: "I need the tests..."
Curve fodder: *writing faster*
Instructor: "Tests now or you all get zeros"
by flamindogpoo October 7, 2010
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Scientist 2: "I'll find out in un sc fode."
Scientist 2: "I'll find out in un sc fode."
by alejandro2924 September 26, 2021
Get the un sc fode mug.A college age female that frequents fraternities in order to have sex or hook-up with frat stars. Warning: may contain STD's.
Kris: Yo that girl Brie is hot!
Philip: Yeah, but she's a whore. I heard that Chad and his bros were hittin' that every which way.
Kris: Ohh, so she's a sorostitute then?
Philip: Naw, worse. She's total frat fodder.
Philip: Yeah, but she's a whore. I heard that Chad and his bros were hittin' that every which way.
Kris: Ohh, so she's a sorostitute then?
Philip: Naw, worse. She's total frat fodder.
by certifiedG January 21, 2011
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"Girl, I got 3 dates lined up today, First Im going to Ihop with dude for breakfast, then that other dude I met is taking me to Chipolte for lunch, then for dinner I got ol boy taking me to Cheesecake Factory, and you know im getting dessert too! I'm trying to bring home a doggy bag so I can have leftovers for tomorrow!
Anthem:
"Food Digger whats my muhfukin name? Food Digger!"
Anthem:
"Food Digger whats my muhfukin name? Food Digger!"
by mrtripstar February 6, 2013
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