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fonging

To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."
Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.
by spidey1000 May 13, 2008
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Foogling

I didn't get my homework done last night, because I was foogling for like, three hours!
by TheDieselCowboy April 27, 2010
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Belly button fondling

When someone takes their finger and wiggles it around your belly button for an awkward sensation. Sometimes can be a turn on if you are into that kind of thing.
Carter was belly button fondling Faith who stared in horror at her stomach and looked away.
by Sheldaflamer November 7, 2017
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fingling

This is a combination of finagling and nitpicking, whereby focusing on an overwhelming number of details one is able to gain some kind of advantage. This is common in games where there are many options from which to choose and the correct combination can result in a minor advantage, but doing so takes an inordinate amount of time and diminishes the participation of everyone else invovled.
Quit fingling over the modifiers and just take an action!
by Linguophage June 12, 2016
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Fogling

Aggressively rubbing your balls on a given surface.
FO-GA-LING

“He likes fogling”

“I don’t want him coming over, he fogles on everything
by ogcleary March 7, 2020
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Fingling

Why Canadians love road trips. Also, fun time for all.
We just left a Small Town Murder live show to drive all night to Canada, some fingling will get me through it.. if not, maybe there will be a pony.
by Jaustin2210 September 16, 2021
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Fingling

Why Canadians love road trips. Fun times all around.
Just left a Small Town Murder live show, let's fingling each other otw home.
by Jaustin2210 September 16, 2021
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